Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

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What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

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What did the metric alien say?

Take me to your litre!

What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.