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Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

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What nation is the most unjust?

Discrimination

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

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What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

You probably won't get it.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

What did the metric alien say?

Take me to your litre!