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Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

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How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

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Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

What did the metric alien say?

Take me to your litre!