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What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

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What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

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What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

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What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

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What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!