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What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

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He's already got a Thor Axe.

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Because he's not a rat.

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Provolone.

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A LOCOmotive.

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A pineapple.

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He became a Muslim.

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A red bucket in disguise.

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What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!