How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere.

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What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

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How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere.

What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch