How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere.

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What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese

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Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere.