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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter