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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

What's grey and lights up?

An electric elephant!

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

How amphetamine addiction is called?

Need for Speed.

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)