What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

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Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

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What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

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What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.