What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.