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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

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What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.

How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

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What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

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Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears