Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

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What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.

Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

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What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty