Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.
Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.
Ray on Paulie's Ester
Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty
A naughty strawberry