Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired
Samsung Not Explode
Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.
Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.
An accountant without the sense of humour.
Ray* (Sorry... Too soon)
Because he is married.
He had been illumi-naughty
Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty