Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Prism Jokes More Prism Jokes

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

What happens to criminal photons?

They get put in prism!

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.