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What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

Plaice Jokes More Plaice Jokes

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.