Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

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The guy likes his power chords too much.

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Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

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Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!