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Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)

How much is a soft drink?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Abraham Lincoln Jokes More Abraham Lincoln Jokes

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.