Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

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What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

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Why was the anomaly so poor?

Because it didn't make any cents!

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

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Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).