Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

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What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

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What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly?

Cops

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Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what