Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

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Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!

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Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

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What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.