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Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

Abraham Lincoln Jokes More Abraham Lincoln Jokes

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.