Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

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It gets an erectron.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

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In cents

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Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what