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Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

How much does a dead battery cost?

It's free of charge

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What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what