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Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

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How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.