Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

Previous Random Joke Next

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

A salad-manager

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing?

Because they don't make any cents.

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Who is driving?

A cop.

How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

Abraham Lincoln Jokes More Abraham Lincoln Jokes

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.