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What do you call a fish with no eye's?

A fsh

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Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

What do you call a fish with no eye's?

A fsh