Because it was stationary.
The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.
MC Escher
Does it matter?
To slow down speeding geese!
To keep geese from speeding!
The knock speeds up.
Batman!
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
At C level
Because he was going *to fast*!
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
The knocking always speeds up.
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
Racist.
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
Thank you for your patients.
Full speed ahead
Speed is relative, officer.
It was speeding in a high shear zone
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
RECALCULATING....*
He joins AARP
Girl: Apollo neck jumpers
Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
Someone didn't pull it out in time.
When you pull the ring off, your house goes away
3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb
Because the cow has the utter.
How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.
He needed to have an Even Flow.
That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
An asymptoad.
He was fed up with other people.
Don't feed it!
You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."
A stick.
