Because it was stationary.
The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.
MC Escher
Need for Speed.
Speed while driving past a speed camera.
Does it matter?
To slow down speeding geese!
Miav.
Speed bump ahead
Need for speed.
To keep geese from speeding!
The knock speeds up.
Batman!
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
At C level
Because he was going *to fast*!
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
The knocking always speeds up.
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
Racist.
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
Thank you for your patients.
Full speed ahead
Speed is relative, officer.
It was speeding in a high shear zone
Michael Schumacher.
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
Hyruleglyphics.
HYATT
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.
Me: "BRO, you were there."
Because England was discovered before the USA!
The planes kept Stalin.
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
Current.
You can sleep with a light on.
Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.
An elephant with diarrhea...
A Pooper Grouper!!!!!
The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?
Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.
