Because it was stationary.
The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.
MC Escher
Need for Speed.
Speed while driving past a speed camera.
You get a Hyperlink...
Does it matter?
To slow down speeding geese!
Miav.
Speed bump ahead
Need for speed.
To keep geese from speeding!
The knock speeds up.
Batman!
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82
At C level
Because he was going *to fast*!
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
The knocking always speeds up.
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
Racist.
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
Thank you for your patients.
Full speed ahead
Speed is relative, officer.
It was speeding in a high shear zone
Michael Schumacher.
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
She choked.
His mom got soul custody.
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it
Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant
Slow down and use Lubricant.
Al Kaline.
They were just Stalin for time.
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
It's the only way they can get a string of dates.
A Quebrolet.
Because of the windshield.
Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.
In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.
My ex wife.
