Because it was stationary.
The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.
MC Escher
Need for Speed.
Speed while driving past a speed camera.
You get a Hyperlink...
Does it matter?
To slow down speeding geese!
Miav.
Speed bump ahead
Need for speed.
To keep geese from speeding!
The knock speeds up.
Batman!
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82
At C level
Because he was going *to fast*!
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
The knocking always speeds up.
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
Racist.
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
Thank you for your patients.
Full speed ahead
Speed is relative, officer.
It was speeding in a high shear zone
Michael Schumacher.
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
Them: YOU'RE DRIVING
ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!
Are & Be
There are too many Links.
Relatively few
He married his cousin.
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
Daddy help I'm melting!
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
A Wookie mistake!
He's just a wookie!
Check their jeans.
Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.
He needed somebody to cosine.
Who is not buying this
