Because it was stationary.
The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.
MC Escher
Does it matter?
To slow down speeding geese!
To keep geese from speeding!
The knock speeds up.
Batman!
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
At C level
Because he was going *to fast*!
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
The knocking always speeds up.
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
Racist.
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
Thank you for your patients.
Full speed ahead
Speed is relative, officer.
It was speeding in a high shear zone
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.
Sorry...that was my fault.
A marriage certificate.
The night before a test.
He needed to have an Even Flow.
How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.
Quinoa & Kale
Roseanne Barr bodies heh
When you can pull the pin and throw it back
They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.
Where there's a Will, there's a way.
The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....
Are & Be
A lot. There were 3 movies.
Summer...Her name's summer.
