Because it was stationary.
The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.
MC Escher
Need for Speed.
Does it matter?
To slow down speeding geese!
Speed bump ahead
Need for speed.
To keep geese from speeding!
The knock speeds up.
Batman!
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
At C level
Because he was going *to fast*!
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
The knocking always speeds up.
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
Racist.
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
Thank you for your patients.
Full speed ahead
Speed is relative, officer.
It was speeding in a high shear zone
Michael Schumacher.
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.
He needed to have an Even Flow.
They have no legs to pull!
None
Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!
The chemist may frown.
He had a *lovely finish*.
Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car
He drove a Ford.
Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.
An artist.
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
Why would a blind man need a light bulb?
M'rauders Map
Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"
