What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

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Why were you late?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too!

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

You get a Hyperlink...

What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.