What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

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How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!