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What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

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Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

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What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.