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What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

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What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

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Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher