What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What's a pirates favorite material?

Arrrgyle*YARRRN!*Thanks Bravesurf

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Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

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What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"