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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

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Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

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What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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How would you rate an average upholstery job upon completion?

Eh. Sew-sew.

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.