What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

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What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows to watch.

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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

What do you call a movie about dancing robots?

Step up: transformers:v

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What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

What is the horror movie Quija rated?

Quija-13