What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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How do pirates like their jigsaws?

In pieces of eight.

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

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How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

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What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

What kind of coffee does an executioner drink?

Decap

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Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.