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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie?

The Cinemon.

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What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

How would you rate an average upholstery job upon completion?

Eh. Sew-sew.