What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

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What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician?

Rate!!!

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate