What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.