What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11