What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!