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What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

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How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..