What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

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How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

How would you rate an average upholstery job upon completion?

Eh. Sew-sew.