What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

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What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

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Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.