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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

Why should you never buy Ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

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What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

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Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

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What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

How do you describe every gf in one word?

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