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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.

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How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

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Why can't you run in a camp ground?

You can only 'ran' it's past tents.

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

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What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.