Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
Wild Twerky!
He was buying drinks.
Because he brought his own drumsticks
Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
Because he had to use the bathroom.
Run!
Neither of us can get a date right
You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker
An elevator has a GF
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