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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

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How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.