Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
A washing machine
They use a Chopin Liszt!
He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
They only had 2 vans
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
Racist.
Cross-Country Running
Hot or cold Hot because everyone can catch a cold!
Because she will squeal on you.
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Me: *names two of them*
