Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
Who is not buying this
When it's going Cheep.
A turn up
Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Because it never gets better than a 'C'.
Hamburger!
Because time was always running out.
You can drop her off wherever.
7-1. (world cup)
Me: *names two of them*
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
