How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

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Why do bees hum?

Because they've forgotten the words!

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

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How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

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What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

K

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible