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How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

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What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

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How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork