K Jokes

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

K

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

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How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!

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Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

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What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

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What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF