K Jokes

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

How do you describe every gf in one word?

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K

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What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

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What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

What does K-mart stand for?

Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too

Ghetto Jokes More Ghetto Jokes

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

What's the most Ghetto cheese?

E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

What do you call a joke on drugs?

Highlarious

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Because they have two left feet!

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Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

Term Jokes More Term Jokes

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense,lets call them Klingons

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position