K Jokes

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

K

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

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What two words contain the most letters?

Post office.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

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Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup?

The Dock!

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What is the only bent straight line?

Its One Direction of course.

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

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Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?

A fowl!

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew

What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest