K Jokes

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

How do you describe every gf in one word?

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K

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What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

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Asking for a friend.

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Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

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I don't have time for your ship.

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

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For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

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What does K-mart stand for?

Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

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What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

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How do you describe Catwoman in one word?

Purrfect

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".