K Jokes

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

How do you describe every gf in one word?

What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

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Because he couldn't bark

Where's the dog?

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The Salvation Army.

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Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

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TWIGERING

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Me: *names two of them*

Whats a gf?

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

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What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.