An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.
With their fish fingers.
Because they got homo e-rekt-us.
Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.
This isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
A fork
An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.