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What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

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What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

L. Jokes More L. Jokes

What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

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Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

K Jokes More K Jokes

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Hippie Favorite Animal Jokes More Hippie Favorite Animal Jokes

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.