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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!

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What did the right nut say to the left nut?

This guy in the middle thinks he's hard!

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

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What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"