What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms?

Bear

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

What did the perverted frog say?

Rub-it!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*