What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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What do you call a baby born feet first?

A c-section.

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

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What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

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What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

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What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"

What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

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