What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.