Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!
His right to human arms
Maully.
He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.
A Gladiator
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
You rub them the wrong way
He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.
A midget at a urinal.
Q
No, wait.
Pilaf.
Capitalism