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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What are you waiting for?

A car.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.