What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a bee with a toe?

Toby

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.