What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

How do you make an idiot easily wait?

I tell you tomorrow.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.