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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends?

Because of the.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.