A "no one will ever believe me".
Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
They didn't know their limits
Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.
I personally can't stand 5K's
By believing in itself.
Because they don't believe in higher powers.