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What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

When does a Pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.