A matching one for the other side of the bed.
Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
My hands.
A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.
He nuts and bolts.
A humpty-dumpty!
When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.
Good jab.
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.
30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.
