A matching one for the other side of the bed.
He replied......It's hard
Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake and gets me up when I'm sleepy!
She went out with the tide.
Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.
He nuts and bolts.
He nuts and bolts
Their match wouldn't light.
Fire Quackers
Because he was screwing around.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.