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What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.