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What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

What does a crappy Carpenter make?

Loose stools

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.