How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

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How can you tell who the head doctor is?

They're the one with the dirtiest knees

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Forehead Jokes More Forehead Jokes

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

By the buckle print on her forehead.

Impression Jokes More Impression Jokes

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

Buckle Jokes More Buckle Jokes

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.