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How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

Forehead Jokes More Forehead Jokes

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

How does a blonde high-five?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

Impression Jokes More Impression Jokes

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

Buckle Jokes More Buckle Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.