How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

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How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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How does a blonde high-five?

She smacks herself in the forehead.

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

Impression Jokes More Impression Jokes

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

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How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.