Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
Just run for office!
Antelope!
Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn
Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
Somebody threw the towel in.
Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Because education pays off in the long run!
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds
