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How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY!

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

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How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds