How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

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What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

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How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

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What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

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Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

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How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds