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How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories!

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Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

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What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

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How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds