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What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

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What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.