What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

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What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

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What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.