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What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

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Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

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What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.