What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

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Who do zombie cowboys fight?

Deadskins.

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.