What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

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What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money