What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

Previous Random Joke Next

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

An Asthma attack.

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star Wars.

Toothpaste Jokes More Toothpaste Jokes

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.