Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

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Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode.

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

Whats a vegetables favorite Bee Gee song?

Chive Talkin'