Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.