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Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

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What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

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Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia?

Croatia!