Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

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What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!