Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot