Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

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What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Whats Darth Vaders corrupt brothers name?

Taxi Vader