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What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

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What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

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Why is KFC always out of toilet paper?

Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

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What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!