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What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

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Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!