What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

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How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A buffaloaf.

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Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.