Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.