Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland.