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Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're!

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

Airplane Crash Jokes More Airplane Crash Jokes

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.