Loaf Jokes

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

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What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread?

Sourdough!

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A buffaloaf.

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

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Spring break.

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Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

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Girls

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

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What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Where do people go for pasta related crimes?

A PENNEtentiary!