Loaf Jokes

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

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What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread?

Sourdough!

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A buffaloaf.

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

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What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

Weirdo Jokes More Weirdo Jokes

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why do hippies like corduroy?

Because the material is so groovy.

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..