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Beautiful Woman Jokes

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

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What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.