What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

What do you get hanging from orange trees?

Sore arms.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!