What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread?

Sourdough!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What is the most racist type of bread?

A biguette

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

What'd she want?

Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!