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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.