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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out

How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

What'd she want?

Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.