What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What Do You See When Pillsbury Doughboy Bends Over?

Donuts

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)