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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough......... Sorry I'm drunk

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!