What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What Do You See When Pillsbury Doughboy Bends Over?

Donuts

What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.