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What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

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Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts