What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

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Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.