What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

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Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary.

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Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!