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What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

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What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

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Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!