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What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

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Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise