What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

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Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.