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What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough