What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

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How many fingers do I have up?

A gynecologist who thinks he's really funny

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.