Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.
We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
The corniest ones.
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
The rooster clucks defiance.
When he has sufficient grounds
3, and the rest are true stories.