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What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

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How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

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What is this?

A Joke

What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

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What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.