What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

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Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

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How do police informants begin their jokes?

Nark Nark

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

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What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.