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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair?

Artificial intelligence.

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

Nice People Jokes More Nice People Jokes

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.