Because deep down they're really nice people.
They BURy it
Because he's alive.
Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.
Some Stormtrooper
Cause its feet smell.
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
He shreds.
About three pounds, including the urn.
Because they're usually found on trucks.
