Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

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Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

What are snails trying to do?

Their best

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Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

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What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.