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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

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What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

How does French cheese expire?

From age

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.