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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

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Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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Got so excited she wet her plants.

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It was juts a stage he was going through.

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How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up