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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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They don't get better with age

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

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Who's there! Alligator! Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card!

What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday?

Aziz, I'm sorry.