Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

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What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

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Cause nobody would be looking for them.

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

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Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

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What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

What did the old man get for his birthday?

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