Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

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Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

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How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

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What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."