Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

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When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

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What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

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Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.