Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

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What do you call an aging chef with an unfaithful wife?

A cookold.

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

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Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!