Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

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How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.