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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

What was the condiment stand charged with?

With a deadly weapon.

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What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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Who's there! Althea! Althea who?

Althea in court!

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery