Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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Why do The Walking Dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

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What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

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What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.