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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

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What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

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What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.