Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

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What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

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Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.