Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

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Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!

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What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

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Who's there! Althea! Althea who?

Althea in court!

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

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What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.