Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

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What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

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Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.