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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

How does Batman store energy?

In BATteries

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What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

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Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery