Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

What does a negatively charged particle do when it gets excited?

It gets an erectron.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery