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Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

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Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

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Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

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What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.