Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

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Urine charge now.

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Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

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Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery