Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

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What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

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What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.