Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

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Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.