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Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

Energizer Bunny Jokes More Energizer Bunny Jokes

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.