Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions?

Because there is no try.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

What was the condiment stand charged with?

With a deadly weapon.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

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Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.