Age Jokes

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

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Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

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What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

How can you tell a Bernie Sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

Age Jokes

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

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Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

How can you tell a Bernie Sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

What gets better with age?

What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

How old are you?

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

What age were pigs discovered in?

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite?

How does French cheese expire?

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

What gets higher with age?

What do you call an aging chef with an unfaithful wife?

I Love Pizza & You

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

Why do ghosts never age?

What's your age?

What just cracked?

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Who did this?

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

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