What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

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Computer Programmer Jokes More Computer Programmer Jokes

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What do you call an aging chef with an unfaithful wife?

A cookold.

Why aren't there many dead baby jokes anymore?

They don't age well.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Colon Jokes More Colon Jokes

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....