What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

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Computer Programmer Jokes More Computer Programmer Jokes

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Colon Jokes More Colon Jokes

Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.