What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

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Computer Programmer Jokes More Computer Programmer Jokes

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

Who did this?

1) When I was your age...

What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Colon Jokes More Colon Jokes

Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.