What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

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Computer Programmer Jokes More Computer Programmer Jokes

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Colon Jokes More Colon Jokes

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.