How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

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How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

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How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate