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How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

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How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What are you guys doing here?

Just waiting for Ronaldo