How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

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What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

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How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

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How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.