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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

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What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.