How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

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How do programmers like their snacks?

Byte-sized.

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.