How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

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What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

What number is the oddest prime number?

2 Source: My discrete professor

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What's the most difficult percussion instrument to learn?

Conundrums!

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!