How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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What did the abacus say to the adding machine?

Calc you later!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

What's an acceptable absolute zero?

0K.

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Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae School

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich