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How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt.

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Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

What's the number for Baltimore chiropractic services?

9-1-2001

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What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with?

Ctrl+P

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.