How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

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What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Zero, because none of them knows how to

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Why did the number one go to jail?

187

What number is the oddest prime number?

2 Source: My discrete professor

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When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

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Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.