How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

What did a binary number say to another?

I'm the one, you zero!

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Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

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How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.