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How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

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What did the number zero say to the number eight?

Nice belt.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Which number confuses people?

82

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Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P