How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of.

Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

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What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

What did the "O" call the Zero?

Weirdo!

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why are the other numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

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Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind