Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
There was no outlet
I'm stuck.
She was cross eyed.
Because of its fowl language.
A woe boat.
He ran into trafiki.
A nun with a spear through her head.
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.
I didn't do it on Porpoise!!
He had trouble integrating
An Appaloosa!
Rigor tortoise.
It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.
Kelp me!
Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
Arrrr-thritis
I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
They're way too into Stalin
Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P
Because his 'I' was all jacked up.
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
Because it was a wrapped scallion.
They have trouble forming solutions.
An instagator!
Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"
They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.
Hardware breaks if you maintain it.
Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.
Papal towels.
Because they are behind
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
Because he was Haydn.
The letter A because it makes men mean.
It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)
In his Master P room.
Because they find him very down to earth.
A horse with his eyes closed!
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
Nowhere! He just stuck around!
