Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
There was no outlet
I'm stuck.
She was cross eyed.
Because of its fowl language.
A woe boat.
He ran into trafiki.
A nun with a spear through her head.
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.
I didn't do it on Porpoise!!
He had trouble integrating
An Appaloosa!
Rigor tortoise.
It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.
Kelp me!
Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
Arrrr-thritis
I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
They're way too into Stalin
Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P
Because his 'I' was all jacked up.
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
Because it was a wrapped scallion.
They have trouble forming solutions.
An instagator!
Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"
They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.
He thought he was melting.
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
May the force e-with you.
Role tied.
Laying mantises.
Eggs get laid at least once.
They vote
A crushed Asian
Amoxicillin
A francophony
The space bar
Sorry you're not my type.
He received a T minus.
The constellation prize.
