Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
There was no outlet
I'm stuck.
Ctrl+P
She was cross eyed.
Because he always uses the force.
Because of its fowl language.
A woe boat.
A nun with a javelin through her head
He ran into trafiki.
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.
I didn't do it on Porpoise!!
He had trouble integrating
Write it down.
You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich
An Appaloosa!
Rigor tortoise.
It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.
Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble
Kelp me!
Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
Arrrr-thritis
I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
They're way too into Stalin
Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P
Because he was stroganoff!
Because his 'I' was all jacked up.
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
Because it was a wrapped scallion.
They have trouble forming solutions.
An instagator!
Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"
They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.
To the wax museum.
Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
He got a lot of patients
Thank you for your patients.
It means urine business.
Because it means urine trouble
Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)
Doyouthinkhesaurus
Are you ticklish?
You remind me of someone
Herr Doctor.
1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation
With its punchline
