Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
There was no outlet
I'm stuck.
Ctrl+P
She was cross eyed.
Because he always uses the force.
Because of its fowl language.
A woe boat.
A nun with a javelin through her head
Eruptile dysfunction.
He ran into trafiki.
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.
I didn't do it on Porpoise!!
He had trouble integrating
Write it down.
You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich
An Appaloosa!
Rigor tortoise.
It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.
Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble
Kelp me!
Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
Arrrr-thritis
I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
They're way too into Stalin
Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P
Because he was stroganoff!
Because his 'I' was all jacked up.
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
Because it was a wrapped scallion.
They have trouble forming solutions.
An instagator!
Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"
They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
"Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"
Sum sing wong
Two Wongs don't make a white
With its punchline
You need to cul de sac.
A Flat Minor
He saw stars.
A bonding agent.
You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!
Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.
