What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

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Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!