What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

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Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

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Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.