What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

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Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.