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What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

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How do fish get high?

Seaweed

Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

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What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.