What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head