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What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head