What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.