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What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

What do you say to a two headed monster?

Hello hello.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...