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What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with?

Ctrl+P

How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...