What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle