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What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle