What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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Ayeee-Matey

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What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

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It takes 21 days to make a habit.

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You can hear their brooms tick!

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Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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A nun with a javelin through her.

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I don't recall.

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Wait.