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What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What is black and white and black and white and black and white?

A nun falling down stairs

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What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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What goes on forever with no head?

A loveless marriage.

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle