Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

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Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

What is Link's favorite Final Fantasy character?

Zell, duh!

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Where do post go when they die in Reddit?

Everywhere else.

Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

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A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

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What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y