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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

Link Jokes More Link Jokes

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

Herbology Jokes More Herbology Jokes

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Mobile Jokes More Mobile Jokes

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?

Because it was so ET!

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.