Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

Link Jokes More Link Jokes

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

What is Link's favorite Final Fantasy character?

Zell, duh!

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia

Herbology Jokes More Herbology Jokes

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Mobile Jokes More Mobile Jokes

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?

Because it was so ET!

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y