Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

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What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

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What does Harry Potter do when he gets Ginny Pregnant?

Cast Fetus Deletus.

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY!!

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Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia

Herbology Jokes More Herbology Jokes

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?

Because it was so ET!