Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?

Because it was so ET!

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Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?

Because it was so ET!

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What's ET's first name?

Spag.