How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

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How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?

Because it was so ET!