How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

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How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

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How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?

Because it was so ET!

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.