How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis?

Nobody in the government does their job.

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Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?

Because it was so ET!

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y