How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

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Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

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How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?

Because it was so ET!

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.