Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What is so ironic about Atheists?

They're always talking about God.

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%