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Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other?

Joint-Discussion

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.