Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.