Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What has 6 legs bits and talks in code?

A morese-quito!

What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down