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Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...