Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are sinks depressed?

People look down on them.

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

Meteor Jokes More Meteor Jokes

Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock?

It's a little meteor

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.