Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

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What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

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Where do hamburgers go to dance?

The meat-ball.

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

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Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock?

It's a little meteor

Why is the moon tastier than Earth?

It's meteor.

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What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..