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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

Meteor Jokes More Meteor Jokes

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor