Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

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What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

Because celery stalks

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

Lol

Meteor Jokes More Meteor Jokes

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then