Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common?

More than likely you won't see any stars.

What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?

A Gulden's opportunity.

Meteor Jokes More Meteor Jokes

What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then