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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

Meteor Jokes More Meteor Jokes

Why is the moon tastier than Earth?

It's meteor.

Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock?

It's a little meteor