What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

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What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

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What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

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Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!