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What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

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What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!