What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

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What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

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Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger