What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.