What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.