What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.