What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

What do you call empathetic bovine?

Understand bull