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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

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Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!