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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.