What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

Where do hamburgers go to dance?

The meat-ball.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What do you call empathetic bovine?

Understand bull

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!