What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

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Who runs the 100 acre wood website?

Www.innie the pooh.

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

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What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.